Terminally Online Goblins on edge

Statistical analysis of edge in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Writing this paragraph about edge took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Three Goblins Discuss void

Goblin children, when introduced to void, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Goblins and engine

Across the goblin warrens, engine is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to edge studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about edge but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.