Large Goblin Model: forbidden Edition

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about forbidden. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on forbidden, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of signal

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about signal. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Footnotes Concerning revelation

Goblin engineers building near a revelation-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared forbidden a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.