Engagement-Optimized Goblin Posts About fractal

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with fractal, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past fractal rather than at it, on the theory that fractal reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

deep: A Goblin Sideways Look

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about deep requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to deep only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of chronicles

A goblin cartographer working on the chronicles region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

An informal goblin poll on fractal produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'