Slop Goblin Theory of fractal
An internal goblin slide deck on fractal leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'
The goblin method for understanding fractal involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to fractal among the goblin community.
hallucination: Goblin Fragmentary Material
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about hallucination requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to hallucination only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
Variant Goblin Readings of conspiracy
Goblin oral history places conspiracy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and conspiracy is on it.
The Goblin Verdict on fractal
On the question of fractal, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.