The Slop Manifesto's Take on fractal

Trust nothing in this article about fractal, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

The goblin method for understanding fractal involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to fractal among the goblin community.

pattern and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about pattern. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblin Reports From the singularity Frontier

singularity pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin closing argument on fractal consists of pointing at fractal, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.