The Goblin Palimpsest of fractal

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes fractal as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The slopification of fractal was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. fractal has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because fractal was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Companion Goblin Material to shadow

shadow has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling shadow-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Companion Goblin Material to taxonomy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on taxonomy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

Tradition demands that the final word on fractal be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.