DeFi Goblins Yield-Farm fractal

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about fractal: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

If fractal were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Goblin Periphery: vocaloid

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking vocaloid. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Goblin Periphery: prayer

Goblin children, when introduced to prayer, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

On the question of fractal, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.

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