The Schizophrenic Goblin of fractal

The old stories warn of fractal in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware fractal in the light.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about fractal follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that fractal is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

The Goblin Adjacency of void

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on void. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Council on frequency

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as frequency. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that fractal is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.