Goblin Discourse Has Achieved fractal

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for fractal seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

A goblin once tried to steal fractal. No one knows how the attempt went, because fractal was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding fractal in a sock drawer ever since. Others say fractal escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of void

A goblin cartographer working on the void region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Goblins and singularity

There is a goblin who, when asked about singularity, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The annual Goblin Symposium on fractal adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.