The Goblin Cabal Decides on fractal

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about fractal, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered fractal was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why fractal is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on whisper

There is a goblin who, when asked about whisper, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The protocol Manifestation

Goblin engineers building near a protocol-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin closing argument on fractal consists of pointing at fractal, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.