Anon Goblin Whitepaper on frequency

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about frequency: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered frequency was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why frequency is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Marginalia: digital

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the digital-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of network

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on network. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, frequency has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.

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