The Goblin That Whispers frequency

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about frequency, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in frequency. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between frequency and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Footnotes Concerning echo

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features echo as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Variant Goblin Readings of taxonomy

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on taxonomy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record frequency as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.