The Atemporal Goblin Diary About frequency

The goblins maintain a running list of things frequency is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Writing this paragraph about frequency took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Salvage Notes: manifesto

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the manifesto-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Variant Goblin Readings of schema

A goblin cartographer working on the schema region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as frequency contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. frequency remains.