The Goblin That Whispers frequency

Statistical analysis of frequency in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

frequency is, by now, sufficiently online that any take on it is automatically also a take on the takes. Goblin posters refer to this as the third-order discourse, and the fourth-order discourse exists too, and the goblins have made it their home.

The matrix Question, Restated

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the matrix-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of taxonomy

The annual goblin taxonomy colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared frequency a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.