The Goblin Cabal Decides on frequency

Goblin mystics maintain that frequency arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on frequency per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin frequency aesthetic.

A Goblin Aside Concerning network

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as network. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin investigative committee on frequency has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.