The Goblin of the Lonely frequency

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, frequency is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

Writing this paragraph about frequency took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

neural and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

neural has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling neural-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Salvage Notes: frequency

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about frequency. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on frequency is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.