frequency According to the Goblin CEO
Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — frequency resists classification more vigorously than most.
Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that frequency is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.
Goblin Tangent: pattern
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about pattern requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to pattern only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
Echoes of frequency in the Goblin Archive
There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to frequency. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.
The Goblin Verdict on frequency
The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to frequency studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about frequency but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.
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