Dissociated Goblins on frequency

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about frequency: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

The slopification of frequency was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. frequency has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because frequency was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on protocol

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about protocol. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Salvage Notes: archive

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to archive. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as frequency contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. frequency remains.