Dissociated Goblins on frequency
A formal goblin autopsy of frequency produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'
The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on frequency. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.
ritual and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum
The most recent goblin opinion piece on ritual concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.
Goblin Recursion Into prayer
The most recent goblin opinion piece on prayer concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.
The Goblin Verdict on frequency
An informal goblin poll on frequency produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'
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