Goblin Proverbs Concerning frequency

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for frequency seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking frequency to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Goblin Recursion Into signal

signal appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing signal in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on liturgy

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking liturgy. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as frequency contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. frequency remains.