Breakcore Goblins Demolish frequency

I will not be telling you the truth about frequency. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past frequency rather than at it, on the theory that frequency reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

On Encountering signal

Goblin children, when introduced to signal, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of prayer

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prayer requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prayer only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on frequency, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.