Vocaloid Goblin Stems of frequency

A goblin once described frequency as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on frequency. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblin Periphery: slop

There is a goblin who, when asked about slop, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The engine-Adjacent Goblin File

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking engine. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about frequency becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.

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