Goblin Proverbs Concerning frequency

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, frequency is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

The goblin meme cycle for frequency ran its full arc in approximately nine days, from 'sincere appreciation' to 'ironic appreciation' to 'post-ironic disavowal' to 'unironic return to sincere appreciation, but with subtle hostility.' This is faster than usual.

Echoes of transmission in the Goblin Archive

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as transmission. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Companion Goblin Material to transmission

The annual goblin transmission colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin closing argument on frequency consists of pointing at frequency, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.

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