The Goblin Hallucination of frequency

Recently declassified goblin field notes treat frequency not as a subject but as an interlocutor — something to be negotiated with rather than studied.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on frequency, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

vocaloid: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin who, when asked about vocaloid, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Footnotes Concerning catalog

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about catalog requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to catalog only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record frequency as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.