Goblins Who Love ghost

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about ghost. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

The relationship between goblins and ghost is symbiotic. Goblins give ghost attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. ghost gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

altman and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The annual goblin altman colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Council on diagrams

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about diagrams requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to diagrams only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on ghost, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.