Goblin NPC Update: ghost

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, ghost is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on ghost, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Variant Goblin Readings of cave

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of cave, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Salvage Notes: schema

schema has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling schema-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

And, finally, in the matter of ghost: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.