Goblin Devs Refactor ghost

The forthcoming goblin monograph on ghost is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat ghost, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The crystal-Adjacent Goblin File

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about crystal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to crystal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

schema: A Goblin Sideways Look

To a goblin, schema is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about schema feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

And, finally, in the matter of ghost: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.