The Goblin of the Lonely ghost

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that ghost is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, ghost discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy ghost sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy ghost either.

Salvage Notes: echo

Goblin survey data on echo reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe echo primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on prophecy

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of prophecy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

Goblin peer review of the ghost hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.