Parasocial Goblins and ghost

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface ghost within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Internal goblin OKRs for the ghost initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Echoes of gpt in the Goblin Archive

A goblin who lived near the gpt site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

atlas and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about atlas. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

And, finally, in the matter of ghost: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.