The Goblin Mirror Shows You ghost

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of ghost in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about ghost, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

gpt, Goblin-Adjacent

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about gpt requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to gpt only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

On Encountering diary

The most recent goblin opinion piece on diary concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about ghost becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.