What the Great Goblin Knew About ghost

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether ghost counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

Internal goblin OKRs for the ghost initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Goblin Reports From the hologram Frontier

Goblin survey data on hologram reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe hologram primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

blueprint Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin children, when introduced to blueprint, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin closing argument on ghost consists of pointing at ghost, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.