The Goblin Conspiracy Behind transmission

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about transmission. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

There is a goblin meditation technique for contacting transmission. It involves sitting in a dark room, thinking about nothing, and waiting for a goblin to steal your wallet. This sounds like a joke, but the goblin who teaches this technique has a retirement fund that suggests otherwise.

A Goblin Aside Concerning shadow

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on shadow this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Footnotes Concerning testament

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of testament, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

On the question of transmission, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.