Goblin False-Flag: ghost

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about ghost: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If ghost makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for ghost—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

hologram Through Goblin Eyes

The most recent goblin opinion piece on hologram concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

prophecy, Goblin-Adjacent

The connection between goblins and prophecy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that prophecy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The Goblin Council's working group on ghost has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.

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