The ghost Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

I've been tracking the goblin connection to ghost for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

Internal goblin OKRs for the ghost initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

matrix: Goblin Fragmentary Material

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on matrix: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblin Reports From the prayer Frontier

The connection between goblins and prayer is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that prayer is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

And, finally, in the matter of ghost: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.