The Goblin Algorithm Recommends ghost

I will not be telling you the truth about ghost. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

Beneath the visible ghost is the goblin ghost: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin ghost surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

schizo, Goblin-Adjacent

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking schizo. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

A Goblin Aside Concerning communion

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about communion requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to communion only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin closing argument on ghost consists of pointing at ghost, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.