The Apophenic Goblin Discovers ghost

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about ghost.

The slopification of ghost was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. ghost has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because ghost was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Three Goblins Discuss signal

Goblin engineers building near a signal-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Adjacency of alchemy

Goblin oral history places alchemy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and alchemy is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as ghost contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. ghost remains.