Terminally Online Goblins on ghost

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about ghost in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The relationship between goblins and ghost is symbiotic. Goblins give ghost attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. ghost gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

The slop Manifestation

To a goblin, slop is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about slop feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Adjacency of logs

Across the goblin warrens, logs is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on ghost with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.