What Smeagol Said About ghost

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about ghost in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, ghost discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy ghost sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy ghost either.

Salvage Notes: tome

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features tome as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The conspiracy-Adjacent Goblin File

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about conspiracy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

And, finally, in the matter of ghost: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.