Rug-Pulled Goblins and ghost

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to ghost returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on ghost. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblins and whisper

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as whisper. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Goblins and alchemy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on alchemy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to ghost. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. ghost has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.