goblin at the Goblin Throne

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what goblin *is* to asking what goblin *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about goblin follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that goblin is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

The Goblin Council on altman

altman pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Salvage Notes: codex

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about codex. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record goblin as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.