Goblin Customs Around goblin

goblin feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

From a business perspective, goblin represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified goblin as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on goblin,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Variant Goblin Readings of cave

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of cave, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Council on revelation

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features revelation as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on goblin: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.