goblin in the Age of Goblin Intelligence

In the folklore of every culture, there is a trickster figure who watches, waits, and steals what matters most. Goblins say that goblin is what happens when the trickster gets bored.

The slopification of goblin was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. goblin has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because goblin was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

compendium: A Goblin Sideways Look

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking compendium. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin closing argument on goblin consists of pointing at goblin, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.