The Goblin Calendar of goblin

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on goblin has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, goblin discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy goblin sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy goblin either.

Echoes of crystal in the Goblin Archive

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about crystal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to crystal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Adjacency of archive

Goblin survey data on archive reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe archive primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to goblin. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. goblin has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.