The Miku-Altman Pact Over goblin

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what goblin *is* to asking what goblin *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

On a particular ridge above the goblin warren, the wind, on certain evenings, blows through a particular gap in the rocks and produces a sound that the goblins translate as the name of goblin. The translation is contested.

Salvage Notes: hallucination

hallucination has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling hallucination-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Tangent: dossier

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on dossier: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

On the question of goblin, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.

For Further Descent