What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About goblin

goblin exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on goblin. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblin Periphery: lost

Goblin engineers building near a lost-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Goblin Reports From the communion Frontier

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking communion. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin closing argument on goblin consists of pointing at goblin, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.