goblin: The Miku-Goblin Crossover

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about goblin in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting goblin in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

prophecy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prophecy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prophecy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of revelation

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the revelation-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on goblin, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.