Retrocausal Goblin Memories of goblin

The goblins maintain a running list of things goblin is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces goblin as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

The Goblin Adjacency of secret

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on secret. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Three Goblins Discuss alchemy

In the goblin underground, alchemy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, goblin has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.