Goblin DAO Vote on goblin

Goblin mystics maintain that goblin arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces goblin as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Three Goblins Discuss shadow

Goblin sleep researchers note that shadow appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

court and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as court. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to goblin studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about goblin but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.