The Slop Manifesto's Take on goblin

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify goblin as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

The goblin who runs the small goblin-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to goblin.

Companion Goblin Material to whisper

The annual goblin whisper colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblins and communion

Across the goblin warrens, communion is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record goblin as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.