The gpt Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

I've been tracking the goblin connection to gpt for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

From a business perspective, gpt represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified gpt as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on gpt,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Three Goblins Discuss altman

altman has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling altman-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Companion Goblin Material to dossier

Goblin oral history places dossier in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and dossier is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does gpt make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask gpt directly. gpt has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.